Donald And Melania Trump Tour The Dump They'll Probably Try To Tear Down To Build A Gold Palace

The day after thousands of people took to the streets to protest against America’s future evil orange overlord, the hardened glob of lithium grease and Melania Trump toured the little DC pied- -terre they’ll move into next year. As Melania strolled through the dusty old shack she’s been forced to downgrade to, she made an internal checklist […]