The Trabant Is The Best Commie Car Made Of Cotton We've Ever Driven

I've always wanted to drive a Trabant. When I tell this to people who know Trabants well, they give me the same sort of look as if I'd said "I've always wanted to know what shit from a mule tastes like." But I don't care. I just had my first experience driving a metaphorical mule shitwich, and I couldn't be more delighted.