Catholic Leaders Attempt to Tantalize Millennials With Sexy New App Nicknamed 'Sindr'

Of the many things I find absurd about the Catholic Church, my alma mater, one of the most unfathomable is that they expect us to go into a dark, usually too-hot booth with an adult dude we don't even know and tell him everything we've done wrong. Confession is a little bit like therapy, but without the benefit of...