Happy Holidays -- Here's Your Masturbation Advent Calendar

Ah, December: The month that beckons one of the most festive, glittering holiday seasons of the year. We're so ready to start counting down to the holidays, but many of us have also said goodbye to the advent calendars of our childhoods. You know the ones -- those calendars filled with milk chocolates and biscuits. Okay, we haven't completely graduated from chocolates and sweets, but that doesn't mean we're not looking for more unconventional advent calendars. After all, the fun of advent calend...