Dane Cook's Rant About Nick Cannon's Magenta Turban Is The Best Thing You'll Read All Day

Nick Cannon sent the Internet into a frenzy when he first wore a white Turban, and last night, he donned a magenta variation for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, according to a photo shared by E! News. People had strong opinions about Cannon's first turban, but perhaps nobody feels as strongly about this new one as Dane Cook. On Tuesday, he dedicated 224 words to slamming the headwear on Instagram, and every single one of them is worth reading. First, he imagined Cannon making the decision to...