The Big Problem With The "New" America's Next Top Model

America's Next Top Model ended "ended" in 2014 after 22 cycles of Tyra's inimitable smizing and the time-honored tradition of girls with new pixie cuts hysterically crying into the camera about the gorgeous head of hair they just lost. While it should be noted that ANTM fostered exactly zero top models, it did manage to create a compulsively watchable TV show, with a near 1:1 ratio of catwalks to cat fights as its cast clawed for the top spot. The series started strong, but -- while we won't go ...