A Search for the Least-Itchy Sequin Dress

In which I rank four chain store's sequin dresses, from tolerable to unbearable. You know New Year's Eve is approaching when fast-fashion retailers, fancy boutiques, and department stores alike break out the sparkle. This year in particular, sequins are everywhere, and on everything from wide-leg pants to blazers, earrings, boots, purses, and, most ubiquitously, dresses. Walking down Manhattan's Fifth Avenue, there's not a window that doesn't look like a disco ball. But have you ever actually wo...