Behold, Our 2017 Oscar Predictions

In a perfect world, the Oscars would be like the ending of Mean Girls, with everyone getting a piece of a plastic crown. In reality, it took Leonardo DiCaprio more than two decades to take home a trophy, a woman of color hasn't won Best Actress in the 15 years since Halle Berry's groundbreaking moment, and, every year, countless worthy performances are overlooked. But hey, we'll be watching the show on February 26, anyway. In the meantime, it's all about sizing up the contenders and perfecting t...