The Yeezys That Are Never Sold Out

For the sneakerhead who's seriously given up. What if I told you there were a pair of Yeezys that never sold out? A shop that automated checkout bots never swarmed. A website where, if you wished, you could sit on the screen all day inputting different addresses, because maybe that's what fun is, or you don't have a lot going on right now. These slippers from Slumber -- which are shaped like Nike Air Yeezy 2 Red Octobers ($30) -- are the best option for people who have truly given up, both in th...