Which Movie Franchise Is the Most Screwed Up?

Welcome, my post-keteers! This week's irradiated mailbag is just heaving with questions waiting to be answered by your equally irradiated postman. Should the DC movies introduce New Gods other than Darkseid? Why is Daredevil's Stick so badass? Plus, Valiant's movie efforts, half-Vulcan virility, and more. Let's get to...