A slow motion dive onto a trampoline covered with mouse traps

You've said it to yourself at least 100 times: 'Hey, if only I had a trampoline, and maybe 1,000 mouse traps, I could have a jolly good time by climbing up a ladder and throwing myself on top of them all.' We understand this is abucket list item for an awful lotof people. After all, with trampolines readily available online, and mouse traps that can be ordered in bulk, why the heck not? Of course, if you're being really honest with yourself, you'll admit that the only thing holding you back from...