Check Your Hotter McTaller, Pull Up An Earth Rug & Get Schooled on the New "Correct" Names for Things

In the (master)mind of British content creator Mark Dempsey, "The meme is mightier than the sword." And we certainly would have to agree, based on his viral Twitter account Correct Names, which gives new monikers to everyday objects that are far more logical -- and hilarious -- than their existing words.