These Jeans Zip All the Way From Front to Back, and That's a No From Me, Dawg

We're officially declaring 2017 the year of highly questionable denim trends that have left us scratching our heads in confusion. First there were those mom jeans with unasked-for clear panels in the knee area, and then detachable jeans quickly followed. Oh, and let's not forget the Vetements pants that expose your bare bottom. The latest edition to this motley crew is . . . *drumroll please* . . . freakin' jeans that zip all the way from front to back. Yes, the exposed zipper legitimately exten...