Gene Simmons on Claims He Can't Trademark the Rock n' Roll Devil Horns: "Actually, Bitch, I Can"

KISS frontman and possible bovine absentee father Gene Simmons was widely ridiculed for a recent attempt to trademark the heavy metal devil horn hands. (Really, Simmons' version of the hands, with its extended thumbs, has more to do with Spider-Man and sign language than it does with pummeling riffs and guitar solos, but that's another story.) Wendy…