Shania Twain Was So Unimpressed By Brad Pitt's Nudes That She Wrote A Song About It

It takes a lot to impress Shania Twain. After all, her biggest hit (and arguably her best) was 1997's "That Don't Impress Me Much." She wrote an entire song about how she's just so bored of guys and their cars and their hair gel. And who could blame her? She's got way better things to do, like prance around the desert in a fabulously iconic leopard-print outfit with a matching hat box. Priorities, people! Most of the song's lyrics make references to very specific kinds of dudes: the brainy rocke...