This Humane Spider Catcher is Perfect for Arachnophobic Pacifists

I don't need a Buzzfeed quiz to tell me that the Mean Girls character I most identify with is the "she doesn't even go here"-girl. I just have a lot of feelings, OK? I talk to my plants like they're people. They're named after people, for goodness sake. And I can't let go of a chair or a car on Craiglist without feeling like I'm abandoning a member of my family. "Is he going to take care of Heidi the Honda? What if she has a miserable life with that guy?," I ask myself, as if the seats in my car...