My favorite theory about the 'Alien Probe' asteroid is that aliens are intentionally ignoring Earth

You've probably seen a lot of coverage of the mysterious interstellar visitor known as Oumuamua in recent weeks. It was (and still is) a pretty big deal for a number of reasons, not least of which is that whatever it is, it is the first object humans have observed visiting into our Solar System from deep space. Some think it's an asteroid, some think it's a comet, and still others believe that it's actually an alien probe making its way from star to star in search of something interesting. Now, ...