Eagles D a Reflection of Jim Schwartz, Who'll 'Kick Your Ass and Outthink You'

The description is simple, yet so perfect. "James John Schwartz comes to Mt. St. Joe as a proud resident of Arbutus," reads the caption under his yearbook photo. "He has been a member of the football team for four years, two of which he spent on the varsity squad. Jim has also been a member of the forensic society and the National Honor Society. Most of his free time is spent playing sports, weightlifting, partying and listening to Judas Priest. Jim hopes to pursue a law degree after college." H...