Boyvillain Martin Shkreli Ordered to Forfeit Coveted Wu-Tang Album

Martin Shkreli, the damp stack of Saltines who positioned himself into brief fame as the most hated man in America, was ordered by a judge to part with "Once Upon a Time in Shaolin," the one-of-a-kind Wu-Tang Clan album he bought for $2 million. The mind strains to imagine a less sympathetic comeuppance.