Review: Lomography Neptune Lenses (Canon EF Mount Adapted to Sony FE)

When the Lomography Neptune Lenses were announced, I was sort of confused. They are simultaneously some of the weirdest lenses that I've ever used and amongst the most beautiful lenses that I've ever used. In some ways, I want to liken them to something like Zeiss lenses--except that they're not as sharp (but you wouldn't be able to tell unless you pixel peeped), have less contrast, more lens flare that I crave, none of the weather sealing, and they aren't as fast. But if you really use the Nept...