The dark, pie-charted heart of college football rivalries

Every rivalry has something that makes it burn hot. Rivalry is often defined as "that moment when someone sees a stranger dressed in a team's colors and, despite being down by three scores and on national television, still shoots both middle fingers at them and accidentally creates a Renaissance painting." Hang it in a museum -- Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) October 23, 2017 No one really says this. They should, though. Every other definition of rivalry is just as bad as this one and leaves o...