Manny Machado is going to be extremely rich, and every team should want him

Which team should chase after Manny Machado? The Yankees? Phillies? Cubs? Manny Machado is kind of a dingus. I'm a moderately pro-Manny force in this wacky world, but the results have been tabulated, and the dude can be kind of a dingus. He kicks ankles for no reason, has a history of sketchy slides, chucks his bat in retaliation, and has an exceptional commitment to efforting in such a way as to conserve resources and limit energy expenditure. Which is to say that he can enjoy a good lollygaggi...