Google's Goofy VR Roller Skate Drawings Make Me Feel Less Dead Inside Somehow

The world might be on fire, but last week Google published a patent application for "Augmented And/Or Virtual Reality Footwear." Yes, the Google document describes motorized shoes with wheels on the bottom that keep you in place as you walk around in VR. They're basically what Ars Technica has aptly dubbed, "VR roller...