Christmas Eve: What a Perfect New 'Parasite Eve' Game Could Look Like

Spontaneous human combustion isn't synonymous with yuletide cheer quite like hanging stockings or drinking eggnog are, despite Parasite Eve suggesting otherwise. Sure, the tale of a New York City cop chasing after a malevolent swarm of mitochondria may not be the most recognizable Christmas story, but hey, if Die Hard counts then so does this. […]