KFC Releases Firelog, Smells Like Fried Chicken When Burned

Just when you thought your holidays were just about perfect with family, gifts, delicious food and more, KFC ups the ante with its latest -- and left field -- novelty item: the 11 Herbs and Spices Firelog. Essentially a burnable log for your cozy fireplace, KFC has saturated the combustable with its secret spices to have it smell like the Colonel's original recipe fried chicken. The 5-lb log will apparently burn for 2.5-3 hours under normal fire conditions and replicate the smell enough to "attr...