33 Hilarious Statements We Definitely Aren't Making About Julian Assange

Yesterday, WikiLeaks sent a very long and apparently very real email to journalists informing them of 140 statements about Julian Assange that should be considered "false and defamatory," and therefore should not be used in their coverage. According to Reuters, the unprompted communiqué came with the advisory that it was a "confidential legal communication" and "not…