I Tried Really Hard to Rip These Incredibly Tough Pantyhose and Failed Miserably

There's a lot wrong with women's fashion, but torn stockings rank pretty high on the list of annoying quirks I've just learned to shut up and deal with. Seriously, anything will tear pantyhose. Is your toenail hideously long? Tear. Did you walk too close to a sharp table edge? Giant hole in your thigh. Did you simply...