Scientists Say Climate Change Might Turn Denali Into a Literal Mountain of Shit

Look at that mountain. Isn't it pretty? Isn't what you see in the above picture a pretty mountain? "Sure is, Rebecca, you dumb idiot!" you say. "I can recognize a beautiful mountain when I see one, you stupid blogger!" But what if I told you that beneath that pristine snow lies decades worth of hikers' frozen feces?...