Jeopardy! producers have stripped contestants of their god-given right to bet $69 on Final Jeopardy

It's a tumultuous time for America's most nominally reserved game show, as the fervently nerdy Jeopardy! community reckons not only with Alex Trebek's recent cancer diagnosis, but also with the earth-shattering, record-breaking run of sports bettor juggernaut James Holzhauer. Employing a strategy of aggressive wagers...