Apple's Version of ASMR Is Like Nails on a Chalkboard to Me

Once again, Apple has made shivers run down my spine--but not in a good way. Today, as part of its "Shot on iPhone" campaign, Apple released a series of four ASMR videos to its YouTube channel. There's some lady whispering about weird shit, a dude carving wood, crunching noises on a hike, and what's supposed to be...