'Cats' review: Movie musical is a total disaster

Please wipe this movie from my "Memory." That would be "Cats," Andrew Lloyd Webber's hit Broadway musical-turned-screen-litter box. The film has been a source of freak-show fascination all year long, from the cuckoo casting announcements -- Judi Dench and Taylor Swift! -- to the creepy CGI fur. But weirdness isn't the issue here. "Cats," which...