The S20 Ultra is the phone I really want but will probably never buy

It's big and badass, but it's $1,400 so I know I'm not buying one. So why do I really, really want to do it? Like everyone expected, Samsung showed off a set of new phones that are downright amazing and somehow even better than the downright amazing models it showed us last time. I've not touched any of them, but I'm confident that any of the Galaxy S20 models would be an awesome phone that would make any smartphone lover pretty happy. That Galaxy S20 Ultra though. It's beautiful. But one stands...