This Pocket ChainSaw is the survival tool you never knew you needed

TL;DR: As of Feb. 29, you can keep a convenient Pocket ChainSaw® by your side for just $22.99, a 23% savings.  While Donald Trump, Jr. is out here trying to hunt grizzly bears and baboons are making glorious escapes through Sydney, it feels like it's high time we all take a walk on the wild side. However, if we're going to be heading into the woods, it's probably time to admit evolution has made us woefully ill-equipped to survive. We need tools. Tools like the Pocket ChainSaw®. This ingeniou...