The Fiver | Parp! Honk! Hats off to the reigning club champions of the world!

Sign up now! Sign up now! Sign up now? Sign up now! When it all comes down, Liverpool may reflect that Sunday night's effort against Aston Villa wasn't so bad after all. Shipping seven goals while stumbling around in oversize shoes, spilling buckets of confetti, and asking folk to smell a funny flower isn't ideal, of course. But it's a hell of a sight better than letting in 10, or maybe 12, or 14, which could conceivably have happened had Ross Barkley been just a little more ruthless in the firs...