The Idea of a Live-Action Lilo & Stitch Frightens Me and I Don't Want It

I think there's one thing we, as a society, need to come together and agree on: no one wants to see a "realistic" CGI version of Stitch, the little blue gremlin of death and friendship that stars in the Disney animated movie Lilo & Stitch. Put it on the next election ballot as a referendum, get some data. Because we...