Tesla's BTC, Apple's Chance, Mastercard's Stablecoins, and 20 Crypto Jokes

This week started with Tesla announcing USD 1.5 billion worth of bitcoin (BTC) purchase, thus prompting a new BTC price all-time high of USD 48,000. The CME Group launched the trading of ethereum (ETH) futures, while an analyst said that Apple has a "a clear multi-billion dollar opportunity in crypto,' and America's oldest bank, BNY Mellon, decided to enter the cryptoverse. Meanwhile,