I can't believe these DIY microchip implant kits are real

Imagine a weird, dystopian future where humans are microchipped as soon as they are born. If they want, they can install new components that allow them to open doors or unlock digital devices with their wrists, and even place LEDs beneath their skin that allow them to flicker and blink like a fleshy robot. Strange, right? Well, brace yourself, because everything I just described is apparently available right now. I'm not entirely sure if I can wrap my head around it, but a company in Seattle is ...