Dipping Bitcoin, Bitcoining Tesla, Angering BitClout + 20 Crypto Jokes

This was a big week in crypto. Tesla now accepts bitcoin payments and doesn't plan to convert it to fiat, but BTC was tanking despite many bullish news as a massive amount of options was about to expire. Then, another analyst said that EIP-1559 will not end users headache caused by Ethereum high fees, an unconfirmed report from a Ripple-SEC court hearing may have sparked an XRP rally, and as