Game Infarcer: My Uncle Who Worked For Nintendo Got Promoted To Fortnite

[Editor's Note: This guest editorial comes from Jaden Clark, Age 10] Hey guys, I know what you're thinking: "Here comes Jaden, the kid who has all the cool secrets about what's next for Mario and Zelda and Pokémon, because his uncle works at Nintendo." I hate to break it to you, fellas, but that well of information is about to run dry. My uncle - the same guy who told me that the next Splatoon game is like Grand Theft Auto and you can drive cars that shoot paint and hijack a rocketship and go t...