I'm Surprised the Billowing Sleeves on Lady Gaga's Velvet Gown Didn't Send Her Flying Away

Between the black-velvet bodice of Lady Gaga's Schiaparelli column gown and the shimmering diamond drop earrings framing her face, the most luxurious part of the House of Gucci star's look on Saturday night was still pretty difficult to miss. During the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures opening gala in Los Angeles on Sept. 25, Lady Gaga dolled herself up like an Old Hollywood movie star, hitting the green carpet in a look so extravagant my eyes feel like they owe money to my computer screen. Com...