'Pinocchio' Review: Robert Zemeckis Offers a Lavish But Hollow Remake of the Disney Classic

At this point, complaining about Disney's deathless drive to cannibalize its entire library of animated classics into live-action remakes can feel as futile as complaining about capitalism itself. The studio has immense IP resources to exploit, a hungry well of content to fill, and a commercial imperative to introduce new generations of kids to the […]