My Photography is Suffering Without IBIS: A Parody

The other day I started my day like any other. I woke up in the bedroom in my parents' house at 12:30pm and started scrolling through my phone. After I rolled out and fell flat on the floor, I got dressed. Then I hopped in my car, drove to get Starbucks, and pumped it intravenously into my veins. That sweet, sweet java got me all wired. Soon, I pulled out Excalibur: otherwise known as my Sony camera. With jittery hands and lack of proper handholding techniques, I took photos as I pleased. Then I...