If you're under 40, you'll have no idea who this bloke is or why he's getting a new movie

Remember Popeye the Sailor? No? Can't say I blame you, but he's getting a live-action film adaptation anyway. Popeye, to explain to those under the age of 40 or so, is a fictional cartoon sailor who gets super strength by eating spinach first conceived way back in 1929. Yeah, it kind of just sounds like an op to get kids to eat their greens, but hey, whatever gets the job done right? He's had several cartoons over the years, but perhaps most notably there was a 1980 live-action film starring Rob...