Hasbro's New Deadpool and Wolverine Figures Are Not Deadpool & Wolverine Figures

Truly, it is the week of "here is merchandise featuring Deadpool and Wolverine, but it's definitely not Deadpool & Wolverine merchandise, because licensing takes time." Just after we got to see some rad Logan and Wade art, Hasbro has announced two updated movie figures of the irascible mutant duo... but it's mostly so...