Want to leave your Steam account to a friend or family member in your will? It turns out, you can't

Sorry, it seems like you won't be able to leave your bloated Steam library to anyone in your will - it's against Valve's terms of service. Picture this: you're dying (sorry to hear that, by the way). You've not got long left, and you need to make sure your will is in order. But rats! You just remembered - your Steam account filled with 1039 games (863 of which you've never played) isn't mentioned anywhere. So, you write a list of all the people you could bequeath it to, eventually settling on yo...