Pokémon TCG Pocket Is Doing a Fire-type Event, But It's Not Exactly Setting the Community Ablaze

This morning when I woke up I, like every other well-adjusted individual, immediately silenced my alarm and opened up Pokémon TCG Pocket to open my morning pack. Lo and behold, I discovered that a brand new event had been introduced to the game overnight. It's a "Fire Pokémon Mass Outbreak Event." And it's. Fine.