Date Everything, the game that'll let you get intimate with your vacuum cleaner without risking an embarrassing trip to hospital, finally has a fresh release date

Wahey, your plans to shag every object in your house this summer are back on. Virtually, I mean, as indie dating sim Date Everything has just announced a new release date. It was previously set to drop at the very fitting release that is Valentine's Day, but it'll now be coming on June 17 instead.