PRESENTING: Horoscopes For Bureaucrats

Earlier today we looked inside Indian magazine Bureaucracy Today. One of our favorite sections of the magazine was the Horoscope for Bureaucrats. This involves both professional and personal readings. Aquarius was one of our favorites: "April will be an interesting month for bureaucrats from the professional angle. You will remain vibrant and there will be lots of activity at [the] work place. New opportunities will be knocking at your doorstep. [The] Office environment will be quite favourable....