This Is The Most Outrageous Craigslist Bike Ad We've Ever Seen

In a bid to convince someone to buy his bike for $700, Craigslist poster Ryan crafted what is surely the most over-the-top, superlative-laden, ridiculous ad we've ever seen. The bike is a 2010 Felt Gridlock three speed fixed gear (meaning there's no freewheel, so the pedals cannot stay stationary while the wheels are turning). A few choice quotes: Yes 3 SPEED FIXED GEAR. Also known as the greatest bike the city has ever had the privilege of existing around. It looks like Iron Man if Iron Man wer...