6 Outrageous Fees the Airlines Haven't Though of (Yet)

You are sitting in the window seat in, say, row 12 of an airliner, waiting as the rest of the passengers pile in, dragging most of their belongings as they try to avoid baggage fees. You are hoping, praying, that the empty middle seat next to you stays that way, rather than being taken up by a passenger who's been doing laps around the Golden Corral buffet instead of a running track. What are the odds? With airlines today filling close to 85% of available seats, the answer is: not good. But Delt...